Today, I was using a public restroom. As I lowered my pants, a man's head and arms popped out over the divider. He took a picture and immediately rushed out. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was using a public toilet, when someone in the next stall reached under, grabbed at my low-hanging toilet paper and pulled at it at an insane speed, whispering some kind of weird chant. Then he suddenly stopped, screamed, and ran out. What the hell happened in there? FML
Today, I was sitting on the toilet when a dude broke into my stall, screamed, "No time to explain!" and ran out with a toilet paper roll. FML
Today, at work, I was on my break when I had to use the bathroom. I was on the toilet taking a dump when the door latch loosened and the door swung open. The little girl standing there took one look and screamed. Security busted in. My pants were still down. FML
Today, I was at a crowded restaurant and rushed to the bathroom. In my haste, I didn't notice I had walked into the men's room until I was washing my hands and a guy walked in, gave me a puzzled look, and said, "You're brave." FML
Today, I had to take a leak, so I went into a porta-john. I noticed another man's hand under the door with a cell phone. Angered, I aimed my stream at his hand and phone. He tilted the porta-john over in response. It was full. FML
Today, I was using a public toilet stall when the lock gave way, and the door swung open halfway. I froze, and the person who was washing his hands at the sinks looked at me in the mirror and awkwardly said, “I see you.” I muttered, “I’m sorry,” as he walked out looking like he'd seen a ghost. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML
Today, I was in a busy airport bathroom with my three year-old son. While in the process of pulling my pants down, my son decided to open the stall door. I jumped up to yank the door closed, but not before the line of waiting women saw me with my pants wrapped around my ankles. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
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glengus 17
Are you a chick or a dude?
SlapAndTickle 20
Or he could have creeped into the women's bathroom to take a picture of some chick on a toilet..
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Comments (98)
nikenico14 12
That sucks
Futacy 30
Lol, there's literally a button for that.
DJisHere11 19
#26 No shit it's an FML. Lol
XxcaitanatorXx 12
i would possed on him lol
TogeBara 12
I assume you meant pissed*? He'd probably like it considering the kind of scum that does that sort of thing.
kernelkat 16
That is one of my worst nightmares! So creepy.
perry_sameh20 18
Omg thats crazy and creepy :|
kewpiesuicide 29
He would have gotten a nice picture of my foot caving in his face...
aimeecuria 9
What a sicko
ShinyArcanine 16
This app is making me scared of public bathrooms
Alicestraza 33
Someone was caught recently hiding under the toilet in a public restroom to look at women. So at least you're not alone. Seriously though I'd feel so violated, let the police know.
Ins0mau 20
How do you hide under a toilet?
twinkiefeets 17
That's a pretty clever cover story but nobody is going to believe it.
yourmurderscenex 13
hopefully you called the cops and gave them a description. chances are he will be doing this again.