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By MonkeyHead - 23/05/2016 00:59 - United States - San Francisco
Today I was too lazy to do laundry so instead of washing my jeans I sprayed then with body spray. Little did I know it was GLITTER body spray, happily provided by my sister. I was informed of the error by a homeless guy outside the club I had been in for hours. FML