Today I was told I was too qualified for the job and I should...

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2019 18:06

Today I was told I was too qualified for the job and I should look for better opportunities elsewhere in my interview. I've been unemployed for 8 months. FML.

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JasonThorn 20

Wednesday 13 November 2019 12:38

"...I will hit my head on the table until I am as stupid as you need me to be. I have BILLS TO PAY."

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JasonThorn 20

Wednesday 13 November 2019 12:38

"...I will hit my head on the table until I am as stupid as you need me to be. I have BILLS TO PAY."

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