Today I was told for the millionth time why I am a bad girlfriend... - FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2021 05:42

Today I was told for the millionth time why I am a bad girlfriend by my ex who constantly wants to come around to apparently just bash me.. FML

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introvert nerd 4

Wednesday 1 September 2021 11:23

do one thing . just shout at him at your highest pitch saying what is his problem but if you want to get him back . I am sorry

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introvert nerd 4

Wednesday 1 September 2021 11:23

do one thing . just shout at him at your highest pitch saying what is his problem but if you want to get him back . I am sorry

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