Could have been worse by... no. No, that was pretty bad. A proper FML.

Well, I hope you recover. FYL

don't feel bad about them going on without you. there's a lot involved in one, if they stopped things, you're looking at waiting another year, and a few thousand dollars. Don't take it personally. feel better

Never ever try to take the spot light off the Bride

Only way it could be worse is if you were the bride... but that is still rough. Sorry OP.

Here comes the bride--there goes the bridesmaid!

I can't help but imagine that no one hesitated and you remained unconscious in the aisle during the whole ceremony. And proceeded to walk over you.

It sucks for the wedding to go on, but think about it. All the money spent for a venue and food, all the people that made themselves free that particular day and may have travelled... bigger picture here

Aw. You’re not going to be very competitive for the bouquet catch.

haha funny names lol xd salty as healthy piss