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By avenue24 - 10/03/2016 17:05 - United States - New Paltz

Today, I was telling a classmate how in one of my theatre classes, we had to go up 100 feet into the theatre's loft area. I'm terrified of heights, & I joked, "I was so scared, I nearly pooped myself." Then I remembered him telling me in the past about how he has IBS. FML

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