"ManiacGoblin46"
Fayetteville, United States
Today I was talking to my girlfriend on Skype and we got onto the topic about chokers. My mouth has a tendency to think faster than my brain, and I said without realizing it "all the thots wear chokers". She has a collection of them. FML.
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ManiacGoblin46 12
ok bro take it back a bit
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PhantomCrevan 8
Your mouth doesn't "think faster than [your] brain," you either have an impulse control disorder or- more likely- haven't bothered keeping your impulses under control. Then you use your lack of self control as an excuse for saying stuff that is rude and cruel- because if you know you do it, there's no reason for you to have been NOT working on improving it. Your mouth is a mouth. It can't think for itself. Blaming it for saying rude shit because you have no manners or empathy. It's like trying to pass the guilt for a murder you committed onto your hand because it thinks faster than your brain. (Barring alien limb syndrome, of course.)
ManiacGoblin46 12
ok bro take it back a bit