Miscellaneous: Today, I was supposed to take a test that would allow me to sign-up... - FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2016 17:58 - United States - San Jose

Today, I was supposed to take a test that would allow me to sign-up for upper-division classes at my college. My car broke down on the way to the testing place and I was 10 minutes late. The test proctors told me, "No late arrivals! No Exceptions!" and just left me there outside the building. FML

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