Miscellaneous: Today I was so sleep deprived that I made my kids bowls of Coco...

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2016 08:01 - United States - Hamilton

Today I was so sleep deprived that I made my kids bowls of Coco wheats for breakfast, and then promptly applied dish soap to each bowl, sundae syrup style. The school bus was due in 5 minutes. Fml

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