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By cockblocked - 05/06/2016 00:11 - United States - Houston
Today, I was sitting in the bathroom having some me time and watching porn on my phone. Right when I was about to blow my load, my Wells Fargo app came up and closed my porn tab. Even my bank won't let me get any. FML.