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By people11 - 07/02/2016 18:28 - Canada - Montr?al

Today, i was sitting in my exam and really had to fart. As I couldn't hold it in I slowly let the fart ease out. As I smelt the reek of my gas I looked back and saw a hot guy look me in the eyes and cover his nose. As he tried not let the disgusting smell get to him FML

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