Today I was saddened to realize my favorite pubic hair had fallen...

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2019 02:00

Today I was saddened to realize my favorite pubic hair had fallen out. Then I was even more saddened by the realization I have a favorite public hair. FML.

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Aphrodite 20

Thursday 24 January 2019 2:14

Never verbally say this to anyone. Not even yourself.

Aiden89 23

Thursday 24 January 2019 3:28

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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mutlupb 4

Monday 28 January 2019 17:03

This is not a FML, because apparently you don't have a life....

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