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By "emeraldapostle" - 07/12/2018 13:47

Today, I was put in the middle of a decision; either sleep without a heater on and see my breath at night, or sleep with a heater, and risk heat stroke. There's no middle ground. FML
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More bad luck, emeraldapostle? Did you break a lot of mirrors recently, or walk under a series of ladders? And there is middle ground - buy a blanket.

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More bad luck, emeraldapostle? Did you break a lot of mirrors recently, or walk under a series of ladders? And there is middle ground - buy a blanket.

I live with a lot of black cats, so that might be it. Also a heated blanket wouldn't work, because there is not outlet close enough to my bed

Doesn't have to be a heated blanket. Regular blankets work fine.

I have a regular blanket, and it works fine. It's just the frigid temperatures make me refuse to get out of bed in the morning

If it's an electric heater you either buy a timer so that it switches on/off at certain times, or a thermostat switch so it will switch off when it gets to a certain temperature. These fit between the heater plug and wall socket.