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By MozillaHostile - 23/06/2016 18:36 - Canada - Medicine Hat

Today, I was playing paintball with a few friends. I got hit, so I started walking off the field with my hand up. As I passed one of my friends, he looked at me for about 5 seconds, and then shot me in the throat. FML.
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GhostFox 33

Yeah, I'd sit him down and explain to him how much damage he could have done if he'd hit you at the wrong angle. And then reevaluate if I even wanted to call someone willing to risk my health for amusement a friend.

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trucker2 33

Oh damn... That would be the ************ tied to a tree.... For target practice

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trucker2 33

Oh damn... That would be the ************ tied to a tree.... For target practice

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GhostFox 33

Yeah, I'd sit him down and explain to him how much damage he could have done if he'd hit you at the wrong angle. And then reevaluate if I even wanted to call someone willing to risk my health for amusement a friend.

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