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By SherbetGlitter - 04/08/2016 14:42 - New Zealand

Today, I was playing mini-golf. I tried to putt up a ramp and through an arch, and after five attempts of hitting it and having the ball roll back I decided to give it decent hit to see if it would go up. It went up all right, straight into the side of the arch and back at my (now bruised) face. FML

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Artures_way1 23

Friday 26 August 2016 11:43

I would have done the same thing. FYL

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Artures_way1 23

Friday 26 August 2016 11:43

I would have done the same thing. FYL

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