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By stewhart - 24/10/2013 07:25 - United States

Today, I was playing Farmville all day, and I was really into the game. I was getting phone calls all day, but I kept ignoring them cause I was making so much Farm Money. Come to find out it was my son's school. He fell off the jungle gym and broke his arm. FML
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Top comments

Vertoule 7

It's not even a -real- game... What if your son had died? "Ooh a black sheep" sounds a whole lot less appealing after "Some pedophile just kidnapped your kid and raped him to death with a garden trowel"

244 5
aslate 0

OMG ur really bad if u do that, i mean, its JUST a game!

243 10

Comments

AliciaMeow 12

So, you're the trashy mom who puts Farmville before her poor son's health. Way to parent, fucktard.

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TeaTimeAbyss 22

Next time, remember you have a priority that might need you ANY TIME ANYWHERE. And I'm not just another princess who thinks she'd be the greatest mother even though she has no clue what it is to have kids. I'm a mom.

2 0
InfernoVivo 12

Today, I broke my arm at school. My mom was too busy playing FarmVille. FML

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imlifeless2 25

that happened to a kid at my school near that time O_O

3 0
stirbnichtvormir 14

Idiot. I feel bad for your poor kid.

3 0
JoseIsAdork 31

this is horrible... again I hope this is just fake and that you wouldn't actually do this

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The_9th_Doctor 18

you're a bad parent

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JayThrntn 9

Bad parent of the year award goes tooooooo!

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MelonLord1544 11

FarmVille sucks so bad, it's hard to believe someone like you gets so hooked up to slaughtering pigs and chickens that look like fairies.

2 0
doglover100 28

Always keep the phone near you if your kids are out of the house.

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