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By bellethirty - 09/04/2016 17:13 - United States - Saint Cloud

Today, I was planning my graduation party. My mom wants us to have fruit bowls. All this while she doesn't care about my severe allergy to fruits. When I brought it up she reminded me about how she doesn't care about my "allergies". FML

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