This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.
Today I was on a date with a beautiful girl and had just finished a $300 dinner when my father called claiming my dog died, of course I left my date and rushed home only to find out that my dog was perfectly fine and my dad was hallucinating the whole thing. The girl didn’t believe me... FML