Today, I was in the middle of an interview; it was going great until I started coughing. That coughing led to an asthma attack, which led to nonstop gagging. I couldn't even answer his final question, "Are you okay?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, just before a job interview, I coughed so violently that I lost my voice. FML
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Today, all was going fine until I had a tickle in my throat, which turned into a coughing fit. Only to cough for the last time and shart my pants. FML
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Top comments
Loserhero 17
Ouch. Try ro see if you can redo that. He has to understand if not he is an asshole
raytyler26 16
Nailed it.
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Comments (66)
sonywebbie 6
I hope you get the job
JMichael 26
There's been a lot of these FMLs lately..anyway hope you're ok and that they'll let you reschedule OP.
traumamedic3 9
Don't hold your breath. I doubt OP got the job.
cpucooler 4
It's too bad you choked that interview...
shortemogirl 10
why didn't you have your inhaler??? Or do you not have one???
buckdharma 38
Maybe the interviewer hates his boss, and will give you the job as a gag.
worldclassrager 41
Did you get the job? I am sure it is understandable...asthma sucks...no pun intended....
ViviMage 40
You needed your inhaler for the interview.
Irakli_fml 5
That must've been awkward..
uarudeassbitchyo 17
That's horrible were you okay ?? :/