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lauris1306 Canada

Today, I was in the car with my cousin and we saw a family of three. They were all really fat and the lady was holding 2 boxes of pizza. I rolled down the window and screamed "fatasses" as loud as I could while my cousin drove off. They were going to the same house we were. FML

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you are a total asshole

If you didn't think it was appropriate to go up and harass them again when you were both at the same house, you obviously didn't think it was appropriate to do the first time. Pathetic enough you would insult random people(I'm guessing a child as well) but even sadder you'd only do this when not confronted with them to hear their response.

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Today, I insulted someone because I thought I was never going to see them again. They were going to the same house I was. FML. Who keeps letting these obvious YDIs through?

Thanks for the laugh.

That's when someone else drives by you as you get out at the house and yells "jackasses!"

clairemargaret 0

you are such a dick.

Kkyylliiee 0

hahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaahahhahahahahahahaha.

YDI, asshole. What the **** gives you the right to talk to people like that? Are you that miserable in your own life that you have to randomly throw insults at others? Those 3 may have been fat, but I'm guessing you're not such hot shit yourself. I sure hope that when they saw you, you were handed YOUR OWN FAT, FLABBY ASS!

I really doubt OP is fat. Also, posting in caps and making assumptions is for dickheads.

i think they know already if they're fatasses they don't need you to remind them ydi

advocate117 0

How could anyone sympathize with you? You are a complete idiot. I wish i knew you so I could teach you a lesson...

well that's not funny at all

u are a douche this was all on u buddy!!