Today, I was hoping to invite out the cute guy working at the... - FML

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By Quetzard - 22/02/2017 15:20 - Canada - Regina

Today, I was hoping to invite out the cute guy working at the front desk of my gym. He wasn't there, but there was a meeting in the yoga room, so I was trying to see if he was there and I literally walked into the glass wall, with 30 employees on the other side. I walked out with a bleeding nose.FML

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