Miscellaneous: Today, I was heading to the beach with my mom following. I went... - FML

By TheFlickChick - 17/11/2011 19:35 - United States

Today, I was heading to the beach with my mom following. I went through a yellow light and got a call from her complaining that I had left her. So, I made it a point to stop at the next yellow light. She rear-ended me. FML

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TheFlickChick 6

Friday 18 November 2011 14:33

It sucks, but it was an accident, I didn't slam on brakes or anything but it was at the bottom of a little hill, and the van she was driving was much heavier and harder to stop than the mustang she is used to that will stop on a dime.

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Belovan 2

Thursday 17 November 2011 22:41

Thats a pain in the rear.

flockz 19

Thursday 17 November 2011 22:43

but yellow light means go faster.

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CollegeGuY2007 0

Monday 21 November 2011 16:14

I bet she got out and said, "WTF, Everyone knows yellow means speed up!!! haha

Miho157 1

Wednesday 5 April 2017 21:01

Why would youbbe late for a job that pays £600 a week i would show up half an hour earlier

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