Today, I was flirting with a really cute girl and we ran out of things to say, I got so nervous with the silence that I asked her if she had hiccuped lately. FML
ScarletSpirit tells us more.
Hi there, OP here. We talk frequently on social media now and we still flirt a lot, now "have you hiccuped lately?" is our opening question to each other :)
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Tripartita 45
Ah, yes, that is #23 in "Tripartita's List of Quips and Questions to Seduce Human People" between #22 - Did you used to lisp as a child? and #24 - Do you like the names of different fish?
species4872 20
And did she?
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Comments (48)
p0ssessi0nX 10
And then they lived happily ever after. The End.
dragoongirl90 34
And?
jcash52426 5
You ran out of things to say why didn't you ask her out on a date ( assuming you didn't base on your post).
JMcool 18
That's actually kind of cute.
asdfghjklmoo 15
Just be like "I had some pretty bad hiccups lately and they wouldn't go away for a very long time, so I want to know everyone's method of getting rid of hiccups."
leffsideTB 8
haha happens i feel that, but i feel like awkward first encounters are more genuine an less schemey she gotta appreciate you just rollin
itslaelae 17
that's so cute! if I were her I wouldve just laughed and brushed it off
stormageton 11
I actually think that it's a super cute question a I hope she thought so too. If she didn't that's all on her
timakramer 14
I once told a chick that I secretly wanted to be Wookie.
MajesticRacoon 7
Well? Had she?