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By pfitch32 - 25/03/2016 11:39 - United States - Williamson

Today, I was feeling a bit horny so I decided to masterbate while I was home alone. Turns out I wasn't alone because my mom walked in mid way through. The only thing she could say was, "Damn I guess you really are your fathers son." FML

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