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By IquitLIFE - 16/07/2016 01:05 - Israel - Tel Aviv

Today, I was fapping to some porn on the TV in my room when my mom came in to tell me what happened in Turkey. The TV swapped to the news channel because it was breaking news so she came in to me flogging the dolphin to a riot. FML

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heylookitstimmy 8

Saturday 16 July 2016 20:04

"Flogging the dolphin"? Weird. I'm going to use it.

TripleATeam 13

Saturday 16 July 2016 20:15

I hope she isn't unnerved by seeing bloody, dead marine mammals. Try to hide the body more effectively to avoid such a result in the future.

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heylookitstimmy 8

Saturday 16 July 2016 20:04

"Flogging the dolphin"? Weird. I'm going to use it.

TripleATeam 13

Saturday 16 July 2016 20:15

I hope she isn't unnerved by seeing bloody, dead marine mammals. Try to hide the body more effectively to avoid such a result in the future.

UsernameHate 7

Tuesday 19 July 2016 13:56

The real question is why the **** are you masturbating while your mom is in the other room

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