Money: Today, I was excited about finally getting approved for 150$/week... - FML

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By soclose - 29/07/2016 21:10 - United States - Union

Today, I was excited about finally getting approved for 150$/week of unemployment (since nobody will hire me despite me having a Master's degree.) Then I learned my ex is leaving his gf and quitting his job and will not be paying the 157$/week in child support. And my kids lose health insurance. FML

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KitsuneInferno 7

Sunday 31 July 2016 5:49

You can take that up to court, failure to pay child support is a punishable offense

ditterbug 5

Monday 1 August 2016 14:49

he can decide not to pay but he does not have a choice. if it is court ordered child support he has to pay it, job or no job. go back to court if you have to.

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KitsuneInferno 7

Sunday 31 July 2016 5:49

You can take that up to court, failure to pay child support is a punishable offense

ditterbug 5

Monday 1 August 2016 14:49

he can decide not to pay but he does not have a choice. if it is court ordered child support he has to pay it, job or no job. go back to court if you have to.

sirrubberduckie 36

Wednesday 3 August 2016 16:22

If you're on unemployment, your children most likely qualify for Medicaid or CHIP.

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