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cricketsins Smyrna, United States

Today, I was escorted out of a grocery store for beating my boyfriend with a block of cheese. FML

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cricketsins 36

Let me give some details before the blasting gets too bad: "beating" was an exaggeration. I was not literally bludgeoning him with a block of cheese. I'm sure that somewhere, someone has done this. That person was not me. It all started because he and I were picking up a few items and he just *happened* to lead me to the cheese aisle in the deli. I love cheese; he knows this and was teasing me. So, one poke led to a pinch, and all of a sudden my cheese-rage took hold and I was swatting him with a block of cheese. It was all in good fun. We are always joking and wrestling around. While we have both seriously hurt one another while wrestling, it's always an accident.

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Tdrizzzzzly 19

Excuse me, ma'am, no--please stop hitting him with the chee--ma'am, plea--o-okay it's time for you two to go

Harpy20 24

Care to explain why?

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Comments (265)

Wiz_Of_Oz 17

This one requires a follow-up. A distinct and probably deliberate absence of detail here.

amphetamin3 17

Read the comments. There already is one.

WhiteCrimson 23

Well that's a cheesy way to pick a fight lol. Let's hope the cheese was still intact at the check out. Big up OP for finding a fun moment in a messed up world.

1dvs_bstd 41

What part of that underwhelming repercusion didn't you deserve? FHL

riashah 14

This sounds fun.

Terri_Dactal 13

OP's explanation sounds like it was all in good fun. Once my sister and I were having a "fight" with wooden spoons and she broke one on me. We didn't get blame anyone though because it was funny. I think if both people see it as fun and participate willingly then it's both of their fault for getting kicked out.

ilovefall10 21

If you just jokingly lightly tapped him with the cheese a few times then FYL. If you seriously beat him with the cheese to cause a scene, then YDI.

wholock 12

Care to explain?

fakedsincerity 32

care to read up?

lovelylady2016 6

Cheese? Couldn't find a knife or something in the store? XD jk. And YDI for beating him. I'd be surprised if he didn't dump your ass.

DeathcoreDashie 11

Hi, did you read what the author posted earlier?