Today, I was driving with my little brother when out of nowhere he yelled at me to stop. Thinking it was urgent, I slammed my breaks, almost getting rammed from behind. Why did he yell for me to stop? The Pokémon GO said there was a sparrow near us. FML
PurplePanda_1927 tells us more.
First of yes sorry spearow. Second thankfully my brother and I are fine and the guy that was behind us is too, well aside from being beyond pisses off at me he was fine. The reason I slammed my break is because the street I was driving in is infamous for people getting hit because they run across hopping to beat the car and I though I was about to hit a little kid or an animal. When we got home I explained to him how Pokemon is not a good reason to get us kill especially for a simple Pokemon like that one. Don't get me wrong I play the game to and have had some close calls because I wasn't paying attention but none where while I was driving. I mostly walk or ride my bike to go hunting for pokémon
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PainInTheAsss 16
Gotta catch em all! Seriously though, have a talk with him about this. A sparrow is now worth stopping for.
UnicornsForKurt 7
I really hope someone finds a Snorlax lying on a path somewhere.
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Comments (94)
theamazingd 17
I have totally been waiting for a Pokemon Go FML.
heatherrr17 19
Lol i am watching pokemon right now ?
neobz 9
called it knew one of these would be featured
Mark600601 6
Been there, done that lol. But seriously any pokemon he sees most likely wont go anywhere quick. Tell him to next, if its that important to him, to ask you to pull over so he can get out and catch it. Alternatively you could just tell him youre not gonna pull over for something like that and if he keeps pulling that crap and scaring you into slamming on your brakes then tell him you wont drive him anywhere anymore.
VeryCreativeName 3
I think you'll find it was a SPEAROW. Get it together, us PokéFans are watching.
tayjb17 15
Just for a Spearow. I have like 5
PurplePanda_1927 10
First of yes sorry spearow. Second thankfully my brother and I are fine and the guy that was behind us is too, well aside from being beyond pisses off at me he was fine. The reason I slammed my break is because the street I was driving in is infamous for people getting hit because they run across hopping to beat the car and I though I was about to hit a little kid or an animal. When we got home I explained to him how Pokemon is not a good reason to get us kill especially for a simple Pokemon like that one. Don't get me wrong I play the game to and have had some close calls because I wasn't paying attention but none where while I was driving. I mostly walk or ride my bike to go hunting for pokémon
KinkyMissBinky 23
Op's comment is riddled with grammar, structure and occasional spelling mistakes. I don't know how to feel about this.
Elielili 13
You let him be because english isn't everyone's first language?
SubaruWRXSTI 16
Don't comment, English may not be OP's first language. There is no need to point something as stupid as that out, especially since the passage still makes sense.
NostalgiaFreak9 41
Keep your grammar nazism to yourself please.
tantanpanda 26
#60, I can't tell if you're joking or not. No, you must be since yours is worse than the original. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and say you're satirizing the grammar grievances.
Mochapome 9
#60 If you're going to be a grammar Nazi and correct others, at least learn basic grammar rules and don't leave mistakes. Otherwise, you are just making a fool of yourself.
nesteremily 31
Tell him also that if you tap on the Pokemon it will stay on your screen even as you drive away.
wow2mylife 25
#76 I can't believe how many people don't know about that
pahlo1177 5
Not a sparrow, a spearow. And it was worth it
PainInTheAsss 16
Not worth it. It's too common. Maybe a charmander or bulbasaur or anything better.
catdog414 11
It's spearow, not sparrow. Gosh. Do your research.
Theyoshi3789 7
*spearrow
xyris_fml 28
*Spearow I love it when people try to correct someone and they're wrong. OP already corrected himself.