Animals: Today, I was doing yard work for my parents, when I stepped in...

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By ShitHappens - 14/01/2016 21:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was doing yard work for my parents, when I stepped in dog shit, and got it on both shoes. I spent 20 minutes scrubbing it all off. No more than a half hour later, I stepped in another fresh pile of shit. FML

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