Animals: Today, I was depressed and hoped to come home to my loving dog....

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By NickACD - 27/02/2016 05:47 - United States - El Cajon

Today, I was depressed and hoped to come home to my loving dog. When I got home, however, he sensed I was depressed and this must have made him sad. So, now we're both depressed. FML

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