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By anon - 09/04/2016 17:59 - United States - Saint George

Today, I was cleaning this older gentleman's house(I work for a cleaning/care company) and as I was doing so he was looking up house cleaning maid porn on his computer that was linked to his big ass tv monitor, I left right away. FML

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