Transportation: Today, I was changing in the back seat of my new truck when it... - FML

By milhouse86 - 27/09/2010 19:22 - United States

Today, I was changing in the back seat of my new truck when it started to roll backwards. In my haste to reach the brake, I hit my head and fell face first into the steering wheel. I then realized that it wasn't rolling. The car next to me was just pulling out. FML

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milhouse86 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 1:16

yea, that would have sucked lol

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DocBastard 38

Monday 27 September 2010 23:27

Am I the only one who read "the guy next to me was just pulling out?" That would have made this even funnier.

Phustercluck 11

Tuesday 28 September 2010 0:15

Speaking from experience are we?

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IlovEmogirls 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 1:45

nice...

StaticSky 2

Tuesday 28 September 2010 1:47

now that is funny!

Xavi89 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 1:48

your a dee dee

thecovert 7

Tuesday 28 September 2010 1:59

TFF.

kh8975 4

Tuesday 28 September 2010 2:16

ummm wouldn't you be rolling upwards if the car next to rolled backwards.

mikey0505 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 2:37

lmfao

HeyLookOverThere 3

Tuesday 28 September 2010 3:20

This is very reminiscent of the basic ideas behind Einstein's Theory of Relativity... Cool but FYL

earblast 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 4:06

that is very very very....idiotic

claiiire_fml 17

Tuesday 28 September 2010 4:14

...you're stupid.

milhouse86 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 3:33

thanks

hcovballer247 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 5:43

That sucks but why did you have to mention your new truck that has nothing to do with anything.

milhouse86 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 3:29

I originally typed it in as "-hit my head on my dome light, cracking it and fell face first-" but i guess the webstie cut that part out to make it fit. i was more pissed that i havent had the truck that long and i just broke something in it. oh well

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