Today, I was carrying a hot pot of pasta to the sink to drain... - FML

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By Beckyy - 15/01/2018 03:23

Today, I was carrying a hot pot of pasta to the sink to drain the water and I tripped, spilling it all over me. I screamed in pain and asked my bf for help, but he was “in the middle of a game”. I’m in pain and he calls me a “whiner” because I didn’t want sex. I had 1st degree burns all over me. FML

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