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By badm0mmy - 05/03/2016 21:21 - Canada - Toronto
Today, I was at the toy store buying toys for my kids. A lady grabbed the same toy as me and we fought for it. I managed to get ahold of the toy and run out the store. Sadly, the cops arrested me for shoplifting. FML