Today, I was at the sandwich shop I work in. A customer came in and requested an assorted sub. As I finished putting on the sauces, I looked up to see the customer's face set in horror. Apparently I didn't notice that I licked my fingers clean after getting some mayonnaise on them. FML
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flufee2 27
The person i had ordering was a close friend of which i am very comfortable with. I guess you could say i got a little too comfortable! After we realized what I did, we just laughed and brushed it off. From now on i will make sure i wear gloves because I wouldn't want this to happen to anyone i don't know!
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xXanna_ 18
I hope you don't do that often.
PeterPanties 6
Totally unacceptable. One would think you get paid to pay attention to the duties of your job
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abusch 9
It was probably more disturbing when they saw where the 'mayo' came from..
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Ok, was that really necessary? Gross.
Driving_Gaming 22
Seriously? No-one wants to know that.
Mister1776 1
Forget the part about doing it front of a customer, the real question is why lick up mayonnaise?
AviKerensky 17
Not sure how the health laws in Canada are, but I'd assume they're similar to the U.S. If you had done that here, you'd have been fired on the spot. I hope, for your sake, that this was a one time event and that your boss took pity on your obvious brainfart moment.
bombielol 20
as long as it was tasty :))
CowTippingDwarfs 21
Before I even get to the whole point about you licking your fingers, how in the hell can you eat mayo like that?! That's the bigger cause of concern. But for real though I would've talked to your manager and left and wrote on FML on how my sub maker was licking his fingers of mayo and I couldn't eat my sub.
WeskersSexslave 15
yuck.
Mat2000_1 4
Accidents happen. Easy to fall in to bad habits. My question is, when you saw the horror on the customers face, what was your response? Make the dude a new sandwich?
papasmurf07 12
You don't wear gloves?
worldclassrager 41
I sure hope you were wearing gloves and could swap out before touching their sub again
XoAlexxxoX 5
That's just nasty! You're serving other people food. Reminds me of the time I went to my local coffee/sandwich shop and I saw a girl making a sandwich for my mom. She walked outside and touch the doorknob while having gloves on. I know she probably changed them but I asked her to make it over again.
Helldemon 32
Lol, seriously? I hope you wash your hands before touching your food then(which you probably didn't) since you both touched the same doorknob.
XoAlexxxoX 5
I wash my hands every chance I get or I carry around sanitizer because I know people are disgusting. I sure as hell wouldn't do what OP did. That's just beyond wrong. I know it might have been out of habit and what not but you're working at a sub shop, not making a sandwich in your own kitchen