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Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

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I don't blame him. I'd chase you with a knife if you had thrown a rock at me too. YDI.

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I wish i'da see that, that must have been great.

Maybe that'll teach you to not throw rocks at people, you little shit.

shayjanine 0

who cares what other people say I think that's the funniest thing I've heard in a long time.. probably cuz I would have done the same thing haha. props man.

gobbledegook 0

o_0 that must have been scary

If I saw you do that and you ran by me, I would have tripped you

The only FML part is that he didn't catch you.

Why would you throw a rock at a random person regardless if the person is homeless or not. I hope you get stabbed to death by a random person one day who thinks it would be funny.

deserved it that's rude what you did.

XxXZoeyXxX 0

Dude, you're a f*cking asshole. You should feel bad for him since he doesn't have a home, and try to make people like him have better lives, not worse ones. So not an FML for you.