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Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

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I don't blame him. I'd chase you with a knife if you had thrown a rock at me too. YDI.

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lmao thats fucken funny.

You stupid asshole, as if the homeless mans life wasn't bad enough as it is. Some people don't ask to be homeless you know! You totally deserve it! Ass!

u will be a hobo one day

bitch

You're an asshole. the homeless man had all the right to chase you. if only he had a gun you would've gotten what you deserved. Sorry for the threat, but you had it coming.

I have ran farther

that's hilarious but ydi

I wuld have slit ur throat

YOUR A ******* ASS, YOU WANNA KNOW WHATS EVEN FUNNIER. IF HE SHOT YOU IN THE FACE. THE GUYS ALREADY HAVING A HARDTIME, WHY THE **** WOULD YOU MOCK HIM. IF I SAW YOU DO THAT, I WOULD HAVE TRIPPED YOU SO HE COULD STAB YOU!