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Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

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_Kaylakurbstomp_ 0

I don't blame him. I'd chase you with a knife if you had thrown a rock at me too. YDI.

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nomad636 0

Today, I was sleeping on a park bench, completely minding my own business. "I had had a rough day, and hadn't made much money pan-handling on the street corner." When some pompus little prick thought it would be funny tho throw a rock at me. I did the first thing that came to mind... scared the shit out of that little kid by chasing him with a knife... Paybacks a Bitch.

ChasinParkedCars 0

This is going to be one of the "Flop" FMLs no doubt. Most YDIs I've seen in a while.

rainyshades 0

How is throwing a rock at someone funny?

toysoldier72 0

I wish he would have stabbed you in the eye you jerk off!!!!

Sputnik_47 0

be happy he gave up or you evaded him after 6 blocks, if you met someone like me I'd make sure that I'd catch you no matter what, then make you swallow the rock. You're dumb. YDI.

dr_house_MD 0

he should have just stabbed you...would have made the world a better place

BlackxSwan 0

That was seriously a mean spirited thing to do. Karma.

ringasendi 0

wow, you are a special kind of idiot. throwing rocks at people is for seven year olds. did you not realize you were throwing a rock at a human being? what kind of moron throws rocks at people?