Today, I was at a party with my girlfriend and this older guy came in and started talking to me about his rock climbing lessons earlier that week. I told him "I'm really drunk, so I really couldn't give a shit about what you did." It was my girlfriend's father picking her up to go home. FML
obsdwitDBH tells us more.
OP Here! First off, the company ISP is based in Germany, but I'm in the Netherlands. Secondly, I didn't know it was her f*cking dad! This older guy just comes up and is like, "Hi, how are you?" and everything and he starts talking about rock climbing... I mean, come on. First 5 minutes, okay, the dude was busy for what felt like 10, maybe 20 minutes. I couldn't handle it. I went to kiss my girlfriend to tell her goodbye cause I saw her grab her stuff and she says her dad is here to pick her up, and that's when I see her to hug him and realize it's him. Now, that's more than 170 characters, which is all that is allowed.
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xxMiiNii 0
YDI for being disrespectful to anyone. And being a drunk.
vein 0
woww... i think you pretty much screwed that up. YDI.
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foryoublue94 0
At least you're honest.
foryoublue94 0
quoting the bible is BAD.
obsdwitDBH 0
OP Here! First off, the company ISP is based in Germany, but I'm in the Netherlands. Secondly, I didn't know it was her f*cking dad! This older guy just comes up and is like, "Hi, how are you?" and everything and he starts talking about rock climbing... I mean, come on. First 5 minutes, okay, the dude was busy for what felt like 10, maybe 20 minutes. I couldn't handle it. I went to kiss my girlfriend to tell her goodbye cause I saw her grab her stuff and she says her dad is here to pick her up, and that's when I see her to hug him and realize it's him. Now, that's more than 170 characters, which is all that is allowed.
telfie 0
YDI for being a dick in general.
Metaldeath_fml 0
Bang
Inspired22 11
Why do people seem to think being drunk is an excuse for whatever behavior? I don't care if you're drunk. You are still responsible for your actions!
angel55033 12
way to be an asshole
psychodude8 4
you dumb ****. YDI
junkyforlife 0
hahahaha get wasted bamf!
doorbellrings 0
watch what you say and do and you wouldn't have this problem.