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By lionkat456 - 13/02/2016 17:58

Today, I wanted to look up movie times, but I didn't have my phone, so my dad let me borrow his. When I went to google, I saw his last three searches were redtube, pornhub, and thumbzilla. I had to give his phone back and pretend I didn't see a thing. FML

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