This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By Anonymous - 08/06/2013 20:53 - United Kingdom - Bromley

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Today, I walked in on my dad masturbating to a nude photo of my mum on the computer. She passed away four years ago. FML
I agree, your life sucks 75 103
You deserved it 14 340

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

ya, thats pretty sad.

Agreed. This isn't an FML, this is just sad :(.

kim_larsa 5

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right, poor guy. needs some love.

CallMeMcFeelii 13

You'd masturbate to a picture of your dad naked, 55? That's fucking strange.

Well, you and I need to have a talk over dinner. At therapy, eating from the vending machines they got.

55- wife, if you missed your wife...

That thing is called commitment :'(

skittycat213 19

I lost my dad when I was 11, it took my mom and I a long time to move on. I feel sorry for both you and your fathers loss, OP...

Murilirum 23

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Doesn't work here bro

Lct1196 31

I have never seen so many thumbs up on a comment, much less on a two word first comment. I congratulate you on your achievement

GrimReefer66 29

#166~~Highly inappropriate.

It means he misses her, obviously.

At least he is doing that because of her and not some whore. I feel bad now though because she obviously completed him. Sad..

acerredrum 23

I'm sorry but how on EARTH does masturbating to a picture of someone mean she completed him? I masturbate to a lot of naked people and most of them mean nothing to me.

WhisperSoflty 20

73, you clearly have not found the person you intent to spend the rest of your life with. There is a sense of completion within yourself when you find that person. You might want to work on your empathy. I cannot imagine what OP's father is feeling, but my heart breaks for him. I'm so sorry for your loss, OP.

73, Not just because of that, but she completed him so much that even after years he still has the need to do that because of her. And not just fulfill himself with a random woman.

acerredrum 23

The thing is there is zero proof that he doesn't also satisfy himself with pictures of other women. If OP somehow found out that that was the only way he satisfied himself then yes that would be different. However finding a man jerking it once to his deceased wife does not mean that it is because she so completed him. It is a huge assumption.

Yes, OP's father probably masturbates to porn of other women too. So what? There's a difference between fapping to random chicks and fapping while thinking of your beloved one. If you don't understand that, you have too few experience on the matter. OP's father still loves and misses his deceased wife. If you love someone that much, (s)he completes you. Now stop being such a jerk, Acerredrum.

Psyqiik 18

You remind me of my faggot brother

He misses her, this isn't a fml show some respect.

I'm sure OP respects it, but thats two images they don't want to see. His dad masturbating and his naked mother.

I would be traumatized for the rest of my life, but sorry for your loss.. I feel for your dad :(

Awe :( he misses her , don't hate! He's obviously still in love

I think it's really sweet and sad at the same time :/

Devilpuppy0861 7

Is it just me or is it amazing that someone found a way to make wanking it Nicholas Sparks level romantic?

#18 I totally agree and 103 go write that novel before someone else sees this and does haha !!

SirTalkaton 22

Well at least the love is still there... And on the keyboard. Still, it's sad. Sorry OP, both for your loss and having that sight burned into your eyes.

rabies_suck 4

It's sad that your mum passed awatly and all but your dad needs to learn to lock the door so you don't have to witness that sort of stuff.

Or, you know, OP could knock before entering a room.

Yeah, not all doors have locks. Only bathrooms normally. Definitely should've knocked o.o

Aww, he misses her :(

I'm sorry for your loss OP. Help your dad move on.

Don't literally help, #10 just means you should support him. I think..

inthedopeshow 17

If it's been years and OP is still masturbating to nudes of his wife rather than porn, he probably isn't planning on getting with anyone else... If he's depressed due to his wife's death he should seek help but if he simply doesn't want anyone else because he was truly in love I don't believe it's an issue

How?! By giving him a picture? "Here,dad, have a picture of me to wank to so that you don't have to keep thinking of mom."

I said to help him move on not get off. He could help his dad move on by encouraging him to date. It's not healthy to dwell in the past. I didn't like the Idea of my mother dating after my dad past away and nether did she. But as time past I realized that it was necessary to encourage her to move on in order for her to be happy again. While no one can replace my father,I know he would want my mom to move on and be happy.

That's sad and weird at the same time. I guess everyone copes in their own way.