Today I visit the home of my ex and his new gf. My kids will... - FML

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By what the actual fuck?! - 05/05/2019 20:58

Today I visit the home of my ex and his new gf. My kids will have overnight visits I wanted to see it for myself. There were beer cans cigarette butts and fast food wrappers covering the floors. The walls were brown the furniture was broken and the whole place reeked of urine. Hello court date. Fml

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