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Anonymous Wakefield, United Kingdom

Today, I finally got home after not seeing my husband for a few months because of work. He grew an enormous ginger moustache like Yosemite Sam. After months apart, we are now arguing because he refuses to shave and I refuse to kiss him until he does. FML

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sweetbliss3 37

oh get over it.

Boyufd 25

His body his choice

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Comments (22)

weaboo 12

Listen a kiss is not the only way to make a man happy and show affection using your lips

Taurus_ChicKa 37

You know, I see constant posts with people griping about how men are trying to control women's bodies. I don't agree with them trying to do so, but this just seems to be the same thing in reverse. You haven't seen your husband for months and now you won't even kiss him because of something he did to his own face? That's pretty petty.

Piper Douglas 6

I’d do the same

Mal2003 17

Then you are lost.

Stephanie Adler 4

It’s his body to do with as he pleases. You’d be pissed if he came and said to you he won’t have sex with you until you shave all the places. Grow up and get over yourself.

Suaria 38

It is his body and his choice about what he wants to do with it. It seems pretty petty of you to not kiss him just because he grew a moustache especially since you haven't seen each other in a few months.

Autism92 5

Husband: I spent 16 years before my first kiss. Sixteen long, kissless years... I can wait.

SJKatt 15

There are a few reasons I can think of why it would be valid to not want to kiss someone with a mustache. (sensory issues with the way whiskers feel, sensitive skin that would be chafed by the facial hair, that kinda thing) but I'm willing to bet that since you described it so scornfully that you really just hate the way it looks. It's not your face. Get over it, if that is the case. If it /is/ based on discomfort rather than pettiness, tell him! Explain it.

SneezyBear 27

ITT: "It's his body and his choice what to do with it!" Also ITT: "As if you won't kiss him! Shame on you OP!"

LimeTea 2

Lmao get over it