Intimacy: Today, I tried to mend bridges between my brother and grandma.... - FML

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By VoodooPriestess - 04/03/2016 06:55 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I tried to mend bridges between my brother and grandma. Well, she's transferred all her hate and anger onto me, so mission accomplished! FML

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