Love: Today, I took my girlfriend out for a fancy dinner to celebrate...

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2012 21:49 - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend out for a fancy dinner to celebrate our anniversary. When the waitress came, we instantly recognized each other. She was the girl I'd had a one night stand with a few weeks before. FML

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Sybarite_fml 5

Tuesday 14 February 2012 2:07

Ouch buddy. That will teach you not to dick around.

StormGirl142 24

Tuesday 14 February 2012 2:08

I sincerely hope she mentioned it. I really, really hope she did.

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hellosuck 0

Tuesday 14 February 2012 4:49

Dick.

truegirl21 2

Tuesday 14 February 2012 4:52

Your a jerk! You deserved this! Don't cheat!

Iamnumberfourfan 1

Tuesday 14 February 2012 4:54

Your own fault asshole.

WLCD123 0

Tuesday 14 February 2012 4:54

"And the douchebag of the year award goes to..."

tjmarie04 9

Tuesday 14 February 2012 5:01

So you cheated on your girlfriend you've been dating for a year with a waitress...? You suck.

steadman13 0

Tuesday 14 February 2012 5:04

Hah...that's YOUR fault!

ThecomingofTan 9

Tuesday 14 February 2012 5:06

You have some balls posting this shit online. Do you enjoy it when people tear you a new asshole over the Internet or something?

KandiHybrid 6

Tuesday 14 February 2012 5:07

Your girlfriend deserves someone so much better than trash like you.

grenj 8

Tuesday 14 February 2012 5:09

Rock and roll

jessicao17 3

Tuesday 14 February 2012 5:10

YOU DESERVED IT. I hope she shared with your gf your little experience.

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