Today, I took my daughter to the grocery store bakery to buy... - FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2019 09:50 - United States - Marion

Today, I took my daughter to the grocery store bakery to buy doughnuts, which we do as a treat every month or so. Before I made my order, the clerk apologized for not having what I usually get and that I come here "all the time." She was right about my order.. FML

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