Work: Today, I took a call. Wrong number. A few seconds later, they... - FML

By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 17:39 - United States

Today, I took a call. Wrong number. A few seconds later, they called back and I told her that she had the wrong number. She said she just hit redial and didn't understand how she got me again. I tried to explain how redial works. She called me a moron and hung up. Then my phone rang again. FML

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AngelRaven89 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 23:06

Should have acted like a different person every time just to see how long she would do it for.

purplestuff_fml 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 23:04

Just wanna smack people like that

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GMSD213 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 0:55

You should have picked up and told her to please hold.

I2OI3 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 0:57

HAVE YOU SEEN MY BASEBALL??

pokipoki 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 1:03

lol. annoying, but funny. :)

ww441 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 1:10

Im not surprised it was a woman.

cyxx 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 1:17

Hahahhahaha wowwww.

woohooliz 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 1:23

wow..stupidity much.. she's stupid..no.shes BEYOND stupid.haha

Shunnabunich 2

Wednesday 13 May 2009 1:29

You: "OK, listen. When you cannot figure out how to use a TEH LUH PHONE, it's Suicide Time."

FoundManyLemons 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 1:33

Time to go belligerent.

Kylebeans 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 1:35

LMFAO

NoForSaleLable 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 1:37

Sounds like something my boyfriend's mother would do.

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