Miscellaneous: Today, I told my friend to read "To Kill a Mockingbird" and he... - FML

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By I made a monster - 11/03/2016 11:33 - United States - Rochester

Today, I told my friend to read "To Kill a Mockingbird" and he said he will. Now, he won't stop calling people niggers and sluts. FML

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