By Anonymous - 04/06/2015 12:26 - United States - San Bruno

Spicy
Today, I told my boyfriend I was horny and was waiting for him at my place. 30 minutes later, he still hadn't arrived, so I called him and asked if he was coming. He replied "Already did, right into a kleenex." and hung up. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 537
You deserved it 4 447

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Next time he comes on to you, just pull out a box of Kleenex and walk away

lexiieeex3 32

Well that's inconsiderate of him...

Comments

YD...better. I hope this isn't typical of him. No one should be so disrespected.

cainchild 4

The only way a guy is going to act like that, is if you've dismissed his needs and made intimacy too expensive too many time, or the intimacy is horribly fulfilling for him.

Narcilucas 1

Maybe he just wanted to clean out the pipes