Today, I told my boyfriend I had diabetes. He won't talk to me anymore because he thinks I'll infect him with it. FML
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Padreschargers7 14
Text him or something to convince him to talk to you. Try to explain to him what it is. If he doesnt understand or doesnt care, dump his ass.
MysticMonkey 9
Tell him you don't wanna catch his stupid.
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Comments (106)
clarkhannah 6
I also am a diabetic and if he's going to be that childish and not even listen to you just get rid of him. Honestly every single one of my boyfriends listened to me explain it before they said anything so obviously your boyfriend doesn't have the time to listen and just wants to be childish
Prunedale_ca7 3
He probably just wanted to break up with you and this seemed like a good exit strategy to him
hatemyluck 15
You can control diabetes but you can't control stupid.
rebellionwars 11
Is everyone's bf or gf a complete moron now a days?
megirl33 0
I have diabetes too. I'm glad my bf is diabetic
sporteeholmes01 15
I feel your pain, OP. I also have diabetes. When people find out about it there comes all the questions about it
mattbaker 17
very smart
MiLM 37
I'm always re-amazed by the stupidity/lack of knowledge of people when it comes to diabetes. It drives me nuts explaining to people the most simple, logical, obvious things over and over again.
fantasyworld 39
He's a moron.
lucasj2345 7
obviously he's an idiot and you're better off without him.